Inspiring True Stories Celebrating the Healing Bond by. Plumedini's True Tales of Super Chicken Freaks as Retold by Cob Watson by. They were pecked to death by the survivors. ‘Postpartum Decompression’ - A new mother recovering from a c-section struggles to pass that first, frightening turd with “9” and “1” pre-dialed. Six more generations pass, and the average flock was thriving, while all but three of the super-chickens were dead. “The Pilot Has Turned on the Fasten Seatbelt Sign” - After evading Montezuma’s revenge for sixty days in rural Ecuador, a traveler ends up sick, with no Imodium and no relief during an international flight back to America. “Fold and Wipe” - A thirteen-year-old is blamed for a septic tank disaster that leaves a bathroom overrun with raw sewage, grandparents spewing expletives and a little sister literally sliding through the shit. Her canvas? The floor, herself, anyone around her. Boy, Snow, Bird by Helen Oyeyemi In this Snow White retelling, the daughter of a violent rat-catcher escapes to an idyllic town filled with artisans who craft beautiful things. “Naptime Horror” - A daycare worker discovers that one of her two-year-old charges has unloaded her diaper and used its contents as impromptu finger paint. Find out about their important work improving sanitation in some of the world’s most impoverished nations at Some of the embarrassing and hilarious tales included in the book: When nature calls, disaster sometimes answers.įlush This Book: True Tales of Bodily Malfunctions is a collection of funny, gross and totally true stories about poop mishaps and messes.Ī portion of the proceeds from sales of this ebook benefit the World Toilet Organization.
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